WrongWay Too

 P { margin-bottom: 0.08in; }WrongWay Too is severely mentally handicapped and incapable of looking out for himself. He has the mental capacity of a 2 year old and relies on caretakers to live. Anything he says is guaranteed to not happen so he can be used as an oracle.

After meeting Wrongway he began to insist that his name was 'WrongWay Too'.

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