Birdemic

These fuckin Birds,man.

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These birds man, lemme tell you about these birds. Ever had a bird crap on you? Well it's like that but 10 times worse. You see, the birds, they sneeze AIDS, ebola, smallpox, the black death, you name it.

EYE LASER ON SIGHT DO NOT EAT, DO NOT TOUCH.RUN BITCH RUN.